Usually I come up with the idea and the titles come later. This time, for whatever reason, I came up with the title first and had to figure out something to do with missiles and toes. Or at least feet. Mission accomplished.
That isn't mentioned anywhere in the rules. But yes, someone screwed up majorly by letting her man the defense network desk.... Homer Simpson might have been a better choice.
They made Tom Ridge head of National Security... and he was the head of the Arabian Horse-Society before that.
I actually find this shockingly realistic.
Also, nice work on the title, that was a doozie.