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What Do You Mean, They're GOING To Torture Me? (GBK#485)

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What Do You Mean, They're GOING To Torture Me? (GBK#485)
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alparrott 8th Apr 2010, 5:36 PM edit delete
alparrott
If there is any pop culture invention more disturbing and/or annoying than Hello kitty, it's Jar Jar Binks. How annoying was he? So annoying that Lucas pretty much wrote him out of the trilogy except for cameos after the entire civilized world reacted with vehemence to "The Phantom Menace". If there is ANYONE who is reading this who actually LIKES Jar Jar, there will be some nice men in white coats coming to your door within the hour. Be nice, go with them quietly, and don't make them put the funny jacket with all the buckles on you.

Hope you enjoyed Star Wars Week... til next time!

Comments:

Effigy_Power 8th Apr 2010, 11:37 PM edit delete
Effigy_Power
Oh JarJar...
I truly do wish you grave injury... right after incinerating the Ewoks.

This calls for a new comic a la GBK.
It's called "JarJar and the woodchipper visit places."
Tomorrow: "JarJar and the woodchipper visit Prague."
alparrott 9th Apr 2010, 12:19 AM edit delete
alparrott
Actually, you might be righter than you know....
Magravan 9th Apr 2010, 2:08 AM edit delete
Magravan
Jar Jar and Kitty team up to form a ill-fated duo bent on dying repeatedly for the amusement of the masses?
Effigy_Power 9th Apr 2010, 3:51 AM edit delete
Effigy_Power
JarJar choking to death on Kitty...
That seems like a real two-fer-one.
alparrott 9th Apr 2010, 5:29 AM edit delete
alparrott
Well, I was earlier thinking that Kitty might actually survive this one by gnawing Jar Jar's throat out... but then I realized she has no mouth. But Eff-Bomb's comment did give me an idea. I'll announce it later this weekend, once the drawing is done.