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Gungan Didn't: Rock Of Ages (GBK#486)

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Gungan Didn't: Rock Of Ages (GBK#486)
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alparrott 11th Apr 2010, 5:00 PM edit delete
So last week, in honor of Star Wars Week, I re-watched the prequel trilogy, something I hadn't done in years. Against my better judgment, I did watch Episode I unedited for Jar-Jar. And this only reaffirmed my conviction that I really, REALLY don't like him.... in fact, he's right up there with Kitty...


Then Eff-Bomb made a comment and I knew what had to be done.

So Kitty's on a brief vacation while I aim my venom in another equally deserved direction for a few days.

Welcome to... Jar Jar Week. And I apologize in advance.


Effigy_Power 12th Apr 2010, 2:08 AM edit delete
Somehow I want to see JarJar die far more agonizing and slow than Kitty...

George Lucas... what have you done?
alparrott 12th Apr 2010, 3:11 AM edit delete
Yes... Whereas Kitty is disturbing and generally unlikeable, Jar Jar is downright detestable. Loathsome.

And don't worry, it'll be plenty gruesome this week...
Magravan 12th Apr 2010, 6:23 AM edit delete
I have to admit, I wasn't particularly enamoured with Jar Jar, but I never developed the hardcore hate-on that a lot of people did for him.. It seemed to me that people took all the stuff that they didn't like about Episode 1 and directed it in one narrow beam towards this one character...

I mean, I'm all for substituting him in for Kitty, but I don't make little Jar Jar dolls that I ritualistically sacrifice or something :)
alparrott 12th Apr 2010, 7:42 AM edit delete
Well then, you're in the solid minority. I just set one on fire.

With a blowtorch.
Magravan 12th Apr 2010, 10:23 AM edit delete
I can accept that, and I accept your right to incinerate yours ;)
SuperPie 12th Apr 2010, 7:19 PM edit delete
But... meesa moi moi LURVE Jar jar.
Yousa baddd man for a killin him.
Effigy_Power 13th Apr 2010, 12:18 AM edit delete
Someone bake Superpie.
Magravan 13th Apr 2010, 5:37 AM edit delete
Something tells me he's already baked :P