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My Butt Is Dragon (GBK#491)

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My Butt Is Dragon (GBK#491)
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alparrott 18th Apr 2010, 5:00 PM edit delete
Today we have a cameo (sort of) from a certain Mr. Bone Jangles, which wasn't planned until I got the inspiration while inking to throw a hat on the floor near the skull. Do check out the escapades of some more nearly complete skeletons every day at bonejangles.thecomicseries.com.

Starting today I'm moving to the PNG format for my cartoons, on a trial basis for this week, to see if there's any benefit. Given that I work in B&W and not color, I don't know if it will affect anything other than load times.


Effigy_Power 19th Apr 2010, 12:10 AM edit delete
Let's see.
Kitty is a level 1 moron... wielding a Shortsword. The constant resurrections must have imposed quite a few penalties on constitution, so I guess she has... 1hp.
Attacks... let's say she rolls a 20.
Which would deal 1d6 damage... if her strength is 10. It's probably less, but hey, let's give her that.
Hard to say what sort of dragon that is, I'd go with green... regardless, the Damage Reductions will soak the damage.

Yeah... no chance for Kitty. ^_^
alparrott 19th Apr 2010, 12:23 AM edit delete
You know, as I was drawing this yesterday, I was like, "I can't wait to see what Eff-bomb comments on this one, since it's right up her alley."

I love being right.
Effigy_Power 19th Apr 2010, 2:56 AM edit delete
Well... pray and you shall receive. ^_^
Guy Incognito 19th Apr 2010, 12:16 PM edit delete
Guy Incognito
Haha! I love it:) In addition to being one of my favorite GBKs yet, that's one nifty decapitated cameo there, thanks Al:)
Magravan 20th Apr 2010, 9:19 AM edit delete
Hard to say... It could be a coup de grace ;)
Effigy_Power 20th Apr 2010, 10:06 AM edit delete
Actually... as an owner of both 3rd and 4th Edition Dragonomicon... Dragons are well aware of their surroundings even with their eyes closed, as they possess several lids. The outermost lid protects the dragon from harm, but the inner lid, also the one most commonly observed, is actually transparent, working for the dragon like a two-way mirror.
The dragon is as such well aware of Kitty and not flat-footed, incapacitated or helpless, which means... no Coup-de-Grace.

<puts on the cape of nerdism and carries the scepter of geekdom>